Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
Uh my life
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be Janice and Damien from Mean Girls
Curses to curses, ash to ash, please God give me a bigger ass